Parenthood:
Warning: May cause severe heart issues, nervous twitches, lack of
energy, unexplained weight gain, loss of adult vocabulary, disappearance of
time, unidentified stains on clothing, homes may suddenly appear tiny, hair loss
or unexplained hair-styles, lack of patience, leaky bladders during sneezes or
extreme laughter, uncontrolled laughter, millions of smiles, a weak spot for a
tiny human, loss of concern if your house is messy, overwhelming pride, and complete
disregard for everything else wrong with your body now.
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